Ben quotes from Misfits

Ben

[Leading them] Okay, so, all these clothes have been donated by members of the public and we need to sort them before we ship them to Africa.

Alisha

Just another day in paradise.

Ben

Yeah, well, I'm sure the people receiving them will be grateful for your hard work.

Alisha

They should be. They're getting a new wardrobe.

Curtis

You are so wrong.

Ben

These are the categories to sort them into. It's children's clothes, shoes, coats. That kind of thing. Okay, so, if you've got any questions, just ask. [Nathan pops up hand and Ben nods at him]

Nathan

If a bear and a shark had a fight, who would win?

Ben

If you've got any relevant questions, just ask. [Kelly chuckles] Oh, and if it's on dry land, I'd bet on the bear.

Nathan

[Social worker Sally walks in with Jodi] Who's that?

Kelly

It's a girl I had a fight with. I got to do some restorative justice bollocks with her.

Nathan

[Raises hand like a bodybuilder] Hey, Bono, yeah?

Sally

What?

Nathan

I don't know why I bother.

Sally

Jodi's here. Come on.

Ben

[Alisha's holding up a dress] Suits you.

Ben

[Alisha bursts out of washroom] Are you alright?

Alisha

Fine.

Ben

If you need someone to talk to, I'm a really good listener.

Ben

[Putting on his shirt in Alisha's room with her in bed] Right. Well. Didn't see this coming. It's just I, er... I don't usually do this kind of thing. I mean, I'm not saying you do. It's just... I don't remember us having sex. We had sex, right?

Alisha

Can you just go?

Ben

Yeah. [Leaves room]