Officer Smith quotes from Misfits

Shaun

Captain Smith. I was just, er...

Officer Smith

It looked like you were sitting around, smoking a cigarette.

Shaun

I was thinking about how best to organise our operations and to maximise efficiency... and... productivity.

Officer Smith

I look forward to hearing your thoughts.

Shaun

Right.

Officer Smith

I understand you've caught the man we've been looking for?

Shaun

We most certainly have.

Officer Smith

[Walks into Seth's cell] So... I hear you've been doing good work for us.

Seth

Is that what you call it?

Officer Smith

How does this work?

Shaun

Oh, he's... he's gotta touch you.

Officer Smith

[Leans into Seth] You know... I can make life very unpleasant for you.

Shaun

You're all done. It's like taking candy from a baby.

Officer Smith

[To Gary mopping] You've missed a patch. We can't keep this man locked in a dirty cell. Just there. [Gary reluctantly walks in and Officer Smith kills him by freezing him] That's very good.

Officer Smith

They knew we were moving him. And someone tipped them off!

Shaun

Well, don't look at me. I was lucky to get out of there alive.

Officer Smith

And exactly how is it that you managed to escape from this ambush?

Shaun

I'm very agile. Like a cat.

Officer Smith

[Walks over to Alisha on computer] And what about you? Hm? Sitting there, tip-tapping away on your little computer. Maybe you're not as stupid as you look. [Grabs her by jaw and turns her head to him] I can freeze your blood just like that.

Shaun

Actually, she is as stupid as she looks. You know, she hasn't got the brains to pull something off like this.

Officer Smith

Tear up the estate until you find him. I'm holding you personally responsible.

Officer Smith

So you have the power? And now, you can put it back in him.

Shaun

He's just taken it out of him.

Officer Smith

We can't afford for anyone to have this power. Too much could change. It dies with the old man.

Shaun

I won't do it.

Officer Smith

[Grabs Simon and shoves him into position to shoot Friedrich] Shoot him. Shoot the old man. Take out your side arm, and shoot him. That is a direct order!

Shaun

Take your fucking gun out and shoot him! [Officer Smith shoots Friedrich]

Officer Smith

Get him out!

Curtis

[Walks in] Take your fucking hands off me.

Rudy

Leave him alone!

Officer Smith

Put the power in him. I will shoot... EVERY PERSON IN THESE CELLS UNITL YOU DO AS I SAY!

Curtis

Don't do it.

Seth

I'm sorry. [Puts power into Curtis]

Officer Smith

[Shoots Curtis in the head and shoots him twice more] And that's the end of that.

Officer Smith

You're completely surrounded, so I suggest you drop your weapons.

Seth

Get behind me. They won't shoot me.

Officer Smith

Give it up. We just want him. The rest of you are free to go.

Shaun

Nah, I'm pretty sure he's lying.

Alisha

'Course he's fucking lying!