Seth quotes from Misfits

[Steps in front of Seth carrying box in locker room] Hi. I- I was just... How are you?

I'm all right, just getting Kelly's things.

Here's a... a purely... theoretical... hypothetical question. But say there was someone I... needed you to take a power from. [Whispers] How would that Work?

It wouldn't. I'm retired.

Retired? But you're so young and handsome. So much more to give.

Are you coming on to me?

No. [Curtis and Jess enters]

What's going on?

I think he's asking me to take someone's power.

Asking you "to take someone's power"? That's hilarious.

[Enters] Right! I know what is going on at home.

What d'you... what d'you mean? Your home?

Stop lying! It's wrote all over your monkey-ish...little face. There, there! There!

I kn... I know it looks bad... keeping someone a prisoner like that, and tying 'em up and making them shit in a bucket, but...it's not what you think. She's me girlfriend. Girlfriend! Girlfriend. I didn't see that coming. She's got a power. She can make me into a perfect boyfriend. Whatever she said, whatever she told me to do, I did it. I stopped drinking, I stopped... I stopped going out with me mates. All I cared about was making her happy, endless presents and flowers and pampering. The conversations. We had to discuss everything. Me jaw physically ached from all the talking. That and the hours of cunnilingus. I practically lived with me face between her thighs. Some days I felt like I didn't see the sun. Oh, man, that is just... There's no man that could live like that. A few weeks ago, she went to Ibiza with her friends, leaving me to deep-clean the flat. With her being away, her hold over me faded and... I realised what she was doing and I did the only thing I could do. I tied her up and gagged her. To stop her using her power on me.

Why didn't you just leave her?!

Because I love her!

You can't just tie people up and keep 'em prisoner! It's weird and it's just fucking creepy.!

I was only doing it till I found a cure. Then we could be together again. It's gonna be like it was.

You don't think she's gonna be a tiny bit angry with you?

Maybe, at first. But what was I supposed to do? Just give up on her? It's easy to walk away, isn't it? I won't do that. We'll get through this, so you can fuck off judging me! You think this is easy? You think I'd do this if I didn't love her? Come round, wipe her arse. See how much fun that is. You have no idea. So fuck you's all!

You should probably know that the other me, he's gone round to your flat and he's... well, he's breaking into the room where you've got your girlfriend all tied up. D'you know, I thought it was a talking dog, me. [Laughs]