Men in Black: The Series Season 3 quotes

We need a suite.

The bigger, the butter. Uh... better.

Fit for a king, actually.

I see. King bed. Double occupancy?

It's not for us.

(gestures in Emperor Worm's direction) It's for him.

Emperor Worm

(in his human disguise) Good aftershave from my big big bottom.

(looks awkwardly at the two worms)

He's from Minnesota/He's from Barcelona. (both look at each other) He's from Barcelona/He's from Minnesota. (both look at each other) He's from Jersey!

[Wakes up from his nap after hearing the bell ring]] K! J! What brings you here?

Pair of insects.

J

We think they've been power shopping.

You check Bloomie's? They have a much larger selection. [K blows Jeebs' head off, then it grows back] When will I learn?

We're taking a moonwalk?

We got the moves.

Check it out!

(Moonwalks) Michael Jackson, eat your heart out!

J

Blind, and you still saved the world.

Couldn’t have done it without my partner.

J

True. So, maybe I earned a little quality time with the LTD?

My thoughts exactly. Why don’t you start with a wash and wax?

J

What?! [J turns to the camera with a a disappointed look on his face]

Things are getting better around here already. [another worm whispers into his ear.] Oh. Sorry, J. You must feel bad about losing your partner, huh.

J

Hey, you get lemons, you make lemonade.

[in unison] EEEWWWW!!!

J

Since when is [Agent L] a field agent!?

Since 7:00 this morning.

J

But I thought...

N-nn. Still too green to be paired with a recruit.

J

Green!? Kermit the Frog is green! I'm...

Easy, partner. That's the chief you're mouthing off to.

Alpha

You really outdid yourself this time, Zed. The retirement charade, sending Agent J to feed me false information... But did you really think you could outwit me? You see, Zed, I possess the intellect of four superior races... and the brute force of one stupid one. You're out of your league, old boy.

Alpha

Go on, Zed... destroy me. Do it!

Zed

No. You're a mere mortal now. You'll be punished like one.

Zed

East Village. Our Crypt Van Winkle just up-ended a cab.

J

Sounds like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the sarcophagus this morning. Ha ha ha. (Zed, K, L, and Frank give him weird looks. Then Zed takes a sip of his coffee) You guys gotta lighten up.

J

So, how is it that you're an expert on Egyptian history?

I happen to be a cultured, well-read alien about town.

J

Who roots through garbage cans.

Y'know, the ancient Egyptians were way ahead of their time. Engineering, astronomy, architecture, and the worship of dogs.

J

Thought the dudes answered to cats.

Cats got all the press but dogs ran the show.

Read us a story.

J

And keep it down to a low growl.

Hieroglyphics from the old kingdom. 3500 BC. "To release the demon within is to doom the world".

Any mention of Socclarian?

That's the ancient name of the magical scepter that the mummy will use to bring death, destruction, and pestilence. If you believe in that kind of mumbo jumbo.

Get me off this planet! Now!

No advanced reservation, height of the season, gonna be a surcharge.

Fine. Whatever. Just make it quick.

Something giving you the heebie-jeebies?

A Hyperian in mummy's clothing.

A Hyperian? Here? You sure?

Ugh. Positive. I saw those animals wipe out an entire city on my home planet. (takes off his disguise) Still gives me goosebumps just thinking about it.

Didn't happen to notice if mummy dearest had the Scepter of Socclarian on him, did you?

J

Why do you always get the cool stuff?

Way to go, mush mouth. I was this close to being high and mighty forever.

Heh! You!? That scepter hand my name written all over it!

Funny. I don't remember seeing the word "idiot" written on it!

[The mummy] spoke. Something like "social" or "soccal" or...

Socclarian?

Hey! The dog! It talked!

You've been working too many nights. (neuralizes the guard)