WWorm
Things are getting better around here already. [another worm whispers into his ear.] Oh. Sorry, J. You must feel bad about losing your partner, huh.
Hey, you get lemons, you make lemonade.
WWorms
[in unison] EEEWWWW!!!
Since when is [Agent L] a field agent!?
KK
Since 7:00 this morning.
But I thought...
KK
N-nn. Still too green to be paired with a recruit.
Green!? Kermit the Frog is green! I'm...
LL
Easy, partner. That's the chief you're mouthing off to.
You really outdid yourself this time, Zed. The retirement charade, sending Agent J to feed me false information... But did you really think you could outwit me? You see, Zed, I possess the intellect of four superior races... and the brute force of one stupid one. You're out of your league, old boy.
[Alpha's alien body is destroyed, leaving him a deteriorated human]
Go on, Zed... destroy me. Do it!
No. You're a mere mortal now. You'll be punished like one.
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