J and Frank in “The I Want My Mummy Syndrome”

So, how is it that you're an expert on Egyptian history?

I happen to be a cultured, well-read alien about town.

Who roots through garbage cans.

Y'know, the ancient Egyptians were way ahead of their time. Engineering, astronomy, architecture, and the worship of dogs.

Thought the dudes answered to cats.

Cats got all the press but dogs ran the show.