Men in Black: The Series · Season 3
You must have nine lives, K. Let's see if you have any left. [fires repeatedly on the ice below]
Good thing the guy's a lousy shot!
He's not aiming at us. Those plasma orbs will melt the ice cap.
And?
Flood half the planet.
Always so negative, K. Don't you think Nebraska deserves a beachfront?
It was bad enough sharing a bathroom with you!
Yeah, well would it kill you to brush your teeth once in a while!?
What are you doing here, Frank? Cafeteria's closed.
Ah, the just love to razz me. We're like family. Agent L, this is Veronica. My date.
Really? (shakes Veronica's hand) You know we do give free eye exams.
(growls at Agent L) (to Veronica) Uh, better keep moving.
Psychological counseling too.
Technology from nine different galaxies and MIB still can't make an alien suit that doesn't itch.
Steady, sport. If we don't convince this gang we're the new Pazzims on the block, an itch will be the least of your worries.
You know, I was thinking we could chill out a while, have a clam-bake, but no! Zed calls and there went my hula lesson.
I'm free! I'm free! No more MIB! Keep paddling!
Why don't you try paddling, bigmouth?
Y... you can talk? TWO YEARS YOU HAVEN'T SAID A SINGLE WORD, AND YOU CAN TALK!?
Couldn't get a word in inchwise.
[laughs like a maniac]
What? So now it is illegal to suntan?
It is when you're wanted in three galaxies.
Join MIB. See the world. Become Mr. Limpet. They don't mention that part.
(reading the stone tablet on the statue) Tamed the Wild Wild West and rescued Baxter from ruin. (speaking to J) You give the sheriff any advice?
No.
(reading the stone tablet on the statue) Sheriff V.T. "Slick" Clemens!?
Okay, maybe a few small pointers.
If saving the world was easy, anyone could do it.
We're on the job, pilgrim. Get in, get out, remain as inconspicuous as possible.
Not easy. We're gonna stick out like sore thumbs.
Speak for yourself, tenderfoot. (gives his tie a slight pull and his entire suit transforms into a cowboy outfit)
(pulls his tie and nothing happens) Hey! Where are my duds!?
Gotta plan ahead.
[As silverfish swarm around her]
Ah, well-wishers. Who says New Yorkers aren't friendly?
[The Emperor Worm uses a tape to try to learn English]
The ants in France dance mainly without pants.
"The ants in France..." "The France in pants..." [Presses the fast-forward button]
I am large and in charge.
I am large and in charge!
I demand you trick-or-treat me with respect! I am large and in charge!
Guess what, chubbo? I'm larger! (bursts out of her schoolgirl disguise)
[J and the Emperor Worm have been captured by the Bugs]
You can take away our livestock, but you can't take away our forest fires!
[The Bugs stare at him in utter confusion]
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