[J and the Emperor Worm have been captured by the Bugs]
Emperor WormYou can take away our livestock, but you can't take away our forest fires!
[The Bugs stare at him in utter confusion]
Emperor Worm
Men in Black: The Series · 128 quotes
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Men in Black: The Series: in 9 of its 128 quotes
Most scenes with: Agent J (2), Agent K (2)
Lines by Emperor Worm 1
Emperor WormScenes with Emperor Worm 8
W1Worm 1
What kept you, K?
W2Worm 2
We got a situation here!
W3Worm 3
Big problem!
W4Worm 4
Yeah! Yeah! Big!
KK
(Deactivates alarm) Being out of coffee is not a Code Blue.
S1 E13 The Take No Prisoners Syndrome
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W1Worm 1
So, what we after?
W2Worm 2
What we after?
A Bug.
[Silence]
A big, bad one.
W3Worm 3
Bugs eat Worms!
W4Worm 4
When they're not eating sugar!
W1Worm 1
Maybe we'll just...
W2Worm 2
... head down to the cafés for a cup of Joe.
KK
Not in your birthday suits, you won't.
[The Worms giggle sheepishly]
W3Worm 3
I'm Agent K. MIB's finest.
W4Worm 4
Agent J. I'm with him.
That so? How am I supposed to tell you two apart?
[Worm 3 pulls out a toy resembling a standard MIB blaster and Worm 4 pulls out one resembling the Noisy Cricket]
(Grunts)
[The Emperor Worm uses a tape to try to learn English]
EWEmperor Worm's tape
The ants in France dance mainly without pants.
Emperor Worm"The ants in France..." "The France in pants..." [Presses the fast-forward button]
EWEmperor Worm's tape
I am large and in charge.
Emperor WormI am large and in charge!
Emperor WormI demand you trick-or-treat me with respect! I am large and in charge!
QBQueen Bug
Guess what, chubbo? I'm larger! (bursts out of her schoolgirl disguise)
W1Worm 1
We need a suite.
W2Worm 2
The bigger, the butter. Uh... better.
W1Worm 1
Fit for a king, actually.
HCHotel Clerk
I see. King bed. Double occupancy?
W2Worm 2
It's not for us.
W1Worm 1
(gestures in Emperor Worm's direction) It's for him.
Emperor Worm(in his human disguise) Good aftershave from my big big bottom.
HCHotel Clerk
(looks awkwardly at the two worms)
W1Worm 1 & 2
He's from Minnesota/He's from Barcelona. (both look at each other) He's from Barcelona/He's from Minnesota. (both look at each other) He's from Jersey!
W1Worm 1
We're taking a moonwalk?
W2Worm 2
We got the moves.
W3Worm 3
Check it out!
W4Worm 4
(Moonwalks) Michael Jackson, eat your heart out!
S3 E8 The Lights Out Syndrome
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W1Worm 1
Where are we?
W2Worm 2
Somewhere over the... cappachino?
W3Worm 3
And you were there, and you, and you.
W4Worm 4
No more double espressos for me.
S4 E2 The Spectacle Syndrome
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