A character in Men in Black: The Series
2nd most-quoted character in Men in Black: The Series: in 48 of its 128 quotes
Most scenes with: Agent J (30), Alpha (6), Frank the Pug (5)
[Due to having the same model weapon, K and Buzzard are in a standoff, endlessly aiming at each other]
Arm tired?
[No response from Buzzard]
Mine neither. I suppose we could just fire. Scramble our molecules, experience mind-numbing pain... black out. And if we're lucky enough to wake up at the same time, we could start this game all over again.
Minor grapefruit sizzling without the bric a brac sauce, radial tires go beep bop beep bop... [melts]
[Agent J clumsily struggles to pilot an Arquillian mech suit and ends up crashing around.]
And he wonders why I don't let him drive the LTD.
The one that got away? Make sure it doesn't.
I noticed.
Congratulations, Slick. So who are you taking to the prom?
List the distinguishing characteristics of a Rainissian Skeezaloid.
No sweat. Cheese-headed dude with over seventeen digestive systems.
Wrong. That's a Naborian Skeezaloid. Different moon.
Trick question.
You didn't do your reading, did you.
Maybe.
You're not in the NYPD anymore. If you're gonna tangle with a Skeezaloid, you'll have to know how to cuff him.
By the wrists?
Skeezaloids don't even have arms.
(about the Skraaldian) It... lobbed on me.
Never use a Noisy Cricket on a Skraaldian!
Why not?
Blows them up.
And that's a bad thing? Dude was gonna mess up your haircut.
No. The "dude" was only going to sting me. I would have swelled up and turned the color of rotten eggplant, but only for a week.
My mistake.
One you'll never make again.
What?! You're gonna fire me for saving your–?!
You're marked, J.
(about the blob on his suit) MIB dry cleaning should handle it.
You don't understand. Permanently marked. "This is the last suit you'll ever wear" marked. "You're a dead man" marked.
Even if I am marked, who knows when the Skraal-guys will strike? Could be today, could be forty years from now.
Probably today.
Heads up everyone!
[J has donned a robot suit of some kind]
J is in the house!
[J trips and accidentally blasts an iced Skraaldian]
Why'd you have to go and do that?
What's it matter? They coming to off me either way.
Yeah but now they'll probably put you in... the soup.
Can I at least drive?
Not today.
But I may not see tomorrow!
Maybe later.
This experience has made me realize how delicate life is. We are all so vulnerable. One moment we're eating seafood, the next, we're eating dirt. I owe you my life, K.
Can we pu–leez change the subject?!
What's with him?
Blew up a Skraaldian.
Blew up a Skraaldian?! Why didn't he jump off the Empire State Building?
[Jay slams the Arquillian's face shut]
Ow! Watch the face.
[After J and K get in trouble with Zed, due to J screwing up a mission]
Whew. Thought Zed was gonna come onto us like a ton of bricks.
Yeah. We got lucky today, Sparky.
"Sparky"? What happened to "Slick"?
You have to work your way back up to "Slick".
We're looking at a major crash landing, but no bogey in sight.
Maybe the UFO sprouted mechanical legs and walked away. Like in War of the Worlds. You've seen that? Martians invade Earth. Your favorite movie, right?
K...
What happened here, Jeebs?
Nothin'. Just, business as usual.
Then, whataya doin' on the floor?
Just... looking for something.
[holding Jeebs's hand] This? [holding Jeebs's leg] Or maybe this?
Size 9 Triple-E? Not mine.
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Men in Black: The Series · 128 quotes
