General Barker quotes from M*A*S*H

What are you doing, Corporal?

Radar

Doing, sir?

D-O-I-N-G! What are you doing?

Radar

I'm listening to you spell "doing", sir.

Nurse, is everyone in this outfit crazy?

Everybody who's sane is, sir.

Henry Blake

Sir, Major Burns will probably continue to complain about the promotion.

May I make a suggestion about Major Burns?

Henry Blake

Yes, sir.

Give him a high colonic and send him on a ten-mile hike.

With full pack.

Good touch.