What are you doing, Corporal?
Doing, sir?
D-O-I-N-G! What are you doing?
I'm listening to you spell "doing", sir.
“Chief Surgeon Who?” · Season 1
In this episode: General Barker (3), Hawkeye Pierce (1), Radar O'Reilly (1), Trapper John McIntyre (1), Henry Blake (1)
[in shorts, T-shirt, and dressing gown]
Would I do anything to disgrace this uniform?
Nurse, is everyone in this outfit crazy?
NNurse
Everybody who's sane is, sir.
Sir, Major Burns will probably continue to complain about the promotion.
May I make a suggestion about Major Burns?
Yes, sir.
Give him a high colonic and send him on a ten-mile hike.
With full pack.
Good touch.
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