General SteeleWar and whiskey don't mix! General Grant kept throwing up on his bugler.
A character in M*A*S*H
Played by Harry Morgan
M*A*S*H · 691 quotes
In 5 of the 691 quotes from M*A*S*H
General SteeleWar and whiskey don't mix! General Grant kept throwing up on his bugler.
General SteeleI predict an early end to this war, if it doesn't rain and we get all wet.
General Steele(to Klinger) Not now, Marjorie. I'm inspecting the troops.
General Steele (inspecting Radar O'Reilly): The Irish were rotten Indian fighters! (Relenting and patting Radar's shoulders) Enlisted men . . . backbone of the Army! Where are you from, son?
Ottumwa, Iowa, sir--
General SteeleNO TALKING IN THE RANKS!
General SteeleMen, we have a choice: we can fight or have LUNCH.
LUNCH!
General SteeleOkay, let's go.
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