War and whiskey don't mix! General Grant kept throwing up on his bugler.
“The General Flipped at Dawn” · Season 3
In this episode: General Steele (5), Frank Marion Burns (1), Radar O'Reilly (1), Father Mulcahy (1)
I predict an early end to this war, if it doesn't rain and we get all wet.
General Steele (inspecting Father Mulcahy): There are no atheists in foxholes!
I've heard that.
General Steele I'd like to see a shine on that cross, father.
General Steele (inspecting Radar O'Reilly): The Irish were rotten Indian fighters! (Relenting and patting Radar's shoulders) Enlisted men . . . backbone of the Army! Where are you from, son?
Ottumwa, Iowa, sir--
NO TALKING IN THE RANKS!
(to Klinger) Not now, Marjorie. I'm inspecting the troops.
Men, we have a choice: we can fight or have LUNCH.
BBBlake/Burns
LUNCH!
Okay, let's go.
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