Father Mulcahy quotes from M*A*S*H

Mulcahy

Speaking as one whose ancestors were factory workers and who like roller derby and a good brew, do I understand you to say that if you can't be better that me, then there's no point in living?

Charles

Well, don't take it personally, Father.

Mulcahy

Why should I take it personally? By the way, did I ever tell you about the time I was thrown out of the seminary dorm for snoring?

Charles

Uh...

Mulcahy

The truth of the matter is you're not superior to any of us whether you snore or not.

Charles

Shh!

Mulcahy

And at times like this, I'm not even sure you're equal.

Mulcahy

Good morning, Major. If you don't mind me saying so, hubba hubba.

Charles

Well, Margaret. Can't you just say good morning as civilized people do?

Margaret

(grunting and miming)

Charles

It is not my idea of breakfast fun to play charades.

Mulcahy

Uh, Doctor, I believe you are being paged.

Margaret

(more grunting and miming)

Charles

May I at least finish my Wheaties? (Margaret drags him out of the mess tent) Margaret, what is wrong?