[turns off the mini bike with the key and takes it out] It's no one's! What's wrong with you boys?! You aren't allowed to have a motorcycle.
S2 E22"Mini-Bike"
S2 E23"Carnival"
Happy thoughts, happy thoughts, puppies, ice cream, fat people falling over.
When your TV privileges are taken away, you have to do something for entertainment. This is totally a trade-up.
[after realising that Malcolm and Reese lied to them] Hal, get my bra!
[The phone rings]
Let the machine get it.
Hello, it's Francis. Mom, dad, pick up. I'm in the emergency room and the doctors think they will save my leg when they...
Francis, are you okay?
Ha! Screening your own child. Fine parents you are.
Honey, what's wrong?
The fact that I have to resort to lies to get you to talk to me . That's what wrong.
What do you want, Francis?
I don't know, it's Saturday night. I thought I could call and say hi.
Can we call you later? Dad and I are kind of busy right now.
Alright, let me talk to my brothers.
They're not here.
Then what are you...ew...oh...
Stevie! Stevie! Stevie! Stevie! Stevie! Stevie! Stevie!...
Kitty, you have to leave a little room between your Stevies or you won't be able to hear him yell back.
I'm sorry, I'm just a little nervous. I don't have as much experience with my child being in mortal danger.
Okay, just calm down. You have to focus on something positive like we're how going to punish them.
How can I focus on anything when Stevie's out there being lost and scared?
I understand how you're feeling, Kitty. I'm concerned. We're all concerned.
Abe, this van is a palace. How much was it?
Not as much as you think. When I bought the DVD player and the flat screen monitor in the GPS system for free.
Stevie!...Stevie!... Stevie...
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