[looks at himself in the mirror; he hasn't changed at all] Ichunawa?
TLTeenage Lilo
You look exactly the same. I guess genetic experiments age differently than humans. [Stitch groans] Maybe you can grow a goatee. That'd make you look older.
[enters the living room to get Nani's attention as she sweeps the floor] Nani?
ONOlder Nani
[turns around and gasps; tearing up] Lilo! You're back! [runs up to her and hugs her; then growls angrily] You are in 10 years of trouble, young lady!
TLTeenage Lilo
Let me go!
ONOlder Nani
[grabbing her by the wrist with both hands] Oh, no. I've been waiting 10 years to yell at you for this! [chases her around the house after she breaks free] Yeah, you go to your room! You are super extra grounded!
TLTeenage Lilo
You can't ground me! I'm not a kid anymore.
ONOlder Nani
Yeah, but you're still my little sister and I still make the rules!
TLTeenage Lilo
[while elevating up to her rooftop dome bedroom] This is why I skipped 10 years in the first place. You're always treating me like a child.
ONOlder Nani
I'll stop treating you like a child when you stop acting like one! [enters moments later, holding a sandwich on a plate] Lilo, I brought you some lunch. [sits next to her on the bed] You must be hungry if haven't eaten in 10 years.
TLTeenage Lilo
I'm old enough to make my own lunch now.
ONOlder Nani
I guess I forgot what it's like to be in a hurry to grow up. I spent most of my time wishing I could go back to being a kid.
TLTeenage Lilo
There's nothing good about being a kid.
ONOlder Nani
You think that now but, oh you'll understand when you're older.
Let's see what we can figure out what you do so we can find your one true place. [searches him up on Jumba's computer] Here he is. "Experiment 029. Gives its wearer the power of command over all living creatures." I wonder what your one true place is.
He therefore doesn't finish his vegetables at dinner, and so you ground him. I therefore decree that coconut cake be served as a vegetable course with every meal, 'cause then Stitch will eat it.
[after Lilo brainwashed nearly everyone in Kauai, Mertle and the hula girls arrest every "troublemaker", anyone who gets her request wrong, and sends them to the dungeon]
[sighs] Moses is right: listening to other people's ideas isn't my strong suit. I'm done being queen now, Checkers. You can come down. [Checkers crawls down from Lilo's head] Now we can find your one true place.
[While Moses practices his hula dance, Mertle blows a trumpet loudly and gives it to Lilo, and she and her friends all point to her, making her take the blame]
Let me try one. [drops the fake dollar and tries to grab it in midair; laughs] Now that is funny! [Lilo, Stitch, and PJ stare at Pleakley unamused] Why aren't you laughing? [PJ sucks the dollar up his nose] Hey, where'd it go?!
One-eyed noodle friend obviously knows nothing about practical jokestering. Must be funny, yes, but also is requiring touch of evil genius. Eh, for example, my Experiment 133. Is practical joke gone mad! Unholy offspring of science and evil! Stay away! [laughs]
