Mertle quotes from Lilo & Stitch: The Series, page 3 ... TV Quotes Database

[after Lilo brainwashed nearly everyone in Kauai, Mertle and the hula girls arrest every "troublemaker", anyone who gets her request wrong, and sends them to the dungeon]

Lilo

My Aunt Pleakley's in the dungeon?!

Stitch

Ih.

Lilo

What did she do?

Mertle

She was roasting a turkey. Her Majesty clearly decreed that Tuesday is Thanksgiving and today is not Tuesday!

Lilo

What?! Who else is in the dungeon?! [Mertle hands Lilo a list of people that were sent to the dungeon] Oh, no! I never meant for this to happen!

Mertle

But your word is law, Highness.

Lilo

Well, maybe it shouldn't be.

Stitch

Uh-uh!

Lilo

I just wanted to make everyone's lives better, but maybe I went a little overboard. Is that what you were trying to tell me, Stitch?

Stitch

Yes.

Lilo

[sighs] Moses is right: listening to other people's ideas isn't my strong suit. I'm done being queen now, Checkers. You can come down. [Checkers crawls down from Lilo's head] Now we can find your one true place.

Gantu

[snatches Checkers and puts him on his head] His one true place is with me! [nothing happens] Uh, is this thing on?

Lilo

[under the influence of Checkers] What is your wish, Your Majesty?

Gantu

Finally, after all this time, I, KING!!!

S2 E7 Checkers (Experiment 029)

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[While Moses practices his hula dance, Mertle blows a trumpet loudly and gives it to Lilo, and she and her friends all point to her, making her take the blame]