Law & Order Season 7 quotes

Curtis

How many child support payments did you ever miss, Lennie?

Briscoe

My ex just kept my checkbook. If I ever forgot, she knew how to forge my signature.

McCoy

We already got the father.

Ross

But she's guilty too.

McCoy

We put her in jail, her son dies alone.

Ross

Everybody's got a sad story.

McCoy

It won't be an easy case to make. Webber's dead. Her father won't talk.

Ross

We can look for other evidence.

McCoy

You feel burned?

Ross

You feel sorry for her?

McCoy

Call me a sentimental fool. [pause] There's no statute of limitations on murder. We'll keep it. Right on top of the pile.

Curtis

What exactly is your relationship to Kate?

I'm her philosophical and spiritual exploration guide. And I feed the dogs.

McCoy

Either you lied on the stand, Mr Bergeen, or you lied to the police. There's about five felonies we can charge you with. Do you really want to go to jail? Tell us the truth!

The truth is, I love my daughters. Both of them!

McCoy

We'll see how much they love you.

McCoy

A murder goes unpunished, it's bad for business.

Curtis

Hey, didn't you learn anything from Mister Rogers? A policeman is your best friend.

My people need unity far more than truth.

McCoy

What they need is justice.

What that is depends on which end of the bullwhip you're on.

Well thanks, Jack. You just conceded there was no affair - I hope the jury was listening!

McCoy

I hope your client's wife was listening; were you, Mrs. Shepard?

Hey, she doesn't have to talk to you...

McCoy

She can if she wants to!

Schiff

Gotta be tough, finding out you married your stalker.

Curtis

She left me, Lennie! She took the kids and split. She wants me out of the house.

Briscoe

Why? What happened?

Curtis

I broke my vows with this girl in the park. Just a one-time thing.

Briscoe

How'd Deborah find out?

Curtis

I told her.

Briscoe

Your second mistake.

Ross

I don't know what to do, Jack. [McCoy smirks] What?

McCoy

I'm enjoying the moment, fleeting as it is.

McCoy

I remember how it felt when I realized my father was a son of a bitch. I can't imagine what it must feel like to realize you raised one.

Ross

Where would you go if you needed a hitman?

Curtis

[grinning at Briscoe] I'd find an old cop, preferably one with a lot of alimony.

McCoy

Sometimes you have to make deals with the Devil.

Ross

Just as long as you don't get your eyebrows singed.

Schiff

[referring to the victim and his wife] He was 74; she was 22?

McCoy

Why, Adam? You want to know if she has a sister?