Law & Order · Season 5
Rape isn't part of the swinging lifestyle. The pleasure comes from an open and willing sharing.
Ah, but whatever happened to romance?
Our readers are interested in exploring another side of their sexual selves.
Yeah. The side marked "this end up."
[Briscoe is reading a copy of The Swinger's Guide]
What're you looking for, a date?
[reading] "Open-minded MBBF seeks mature man."
[looking puzzled] What's that? Male bisexual bondage freak?
I'm more in the mood for a BLT.
Rule #1: Never drink at work. Rule #2: Never discuss work while drinking.
They've overturned the verdicts and remanded for a new trial. Evidence of the Mack Rangers is excluded.
Rule #3: If Rule #2 is broken, never drink alone. [hands Kincaid a drink]
The nuns at my school were less sanctimonious than that guy.
The nuns at your school never went to medical school. You know those MD plates gets you a better parking spot in heaven.
[to Logan] You know, if I didn't already know you didn't have kids, I'd know you don't have kids.
[Speaking of artificial insemination]
It's the best relationship I ever had with a man.
I thought it was supposed to be anonymous.
That's exactly my point.
[Leaving the home of a pregnant lesbian couple]
Brother. And I thought I had it bad being brought up by 2 alcoholics.
I wonder which mommy's gonna teach him how to smoke and drink.
And shave.
Well, it's the '90s. Everybody's allowed to be gross and disgusting, not just you.
Well, all I know is I had one mommy, and she did enough ball-breaking for one lifetime.
[Discussing the chairman of the board of a prestigious private school]
Not coincidentally, he's the one who assured us of the school's full cooperation.
Instead, the school circled the limos to keep the Barclay name out of it.
I'm shocked.
This isn't stink bombs in the boy's room, Adam. They hindered prosecution of an A felony.
Now I'm very shocked.
[In interrogation with Mr. Barclay and his son.]
I guarantee you, it was Harrigan that put him up to it. He and his father, they're all alike, with their Irish temper, they lose control, and the next thing you know, you have a murder...
Oh, so Harrigan did it because he's a Mick? Detective Logan is a Mick. I'm a Mick, sir. And if you don't shut up, I'll lose control and throw you out of the room!
[McCoy has gathered the suspect's friends at the police station]
I'm Jack McCoy. I'm the Assistant District Attorney for New York County. You are invited here to talk to me about the murder of William Prescott. And make no mistake. You will talk to me. You're going to tell me everything you know about Colin Harrigan and Stuart Barclay's roles in that killing. If you don't, if you lie, I'll add a new word to your vocabulary. Conspiracy, to commit murder. You could serve as many years in prison as you have candles on your birthday cake. Who wants to speak first?
You don't scare me. You can't lay a hand on us.
I don't see anyone here to stop them. [Police Officers] This isn't a music video, son, this is reality. A man is dead, and our patience is wearing thin.
It's over, Stuart. Even your father realizes it. I've got you for conspiracy, and if I eat my Wheaties, I can get you for second degree murder. And I won't care that Colin actually pulled the trigger.
Palley's girlfriend is married?
The police didn't tell us.
Don't you work here too?
If I were Palley, I'd want to give the jury an alternate theory of the crime.
Blame the husband, blame the Mafia, blame the bogeyman.
Sometimes the bogeyman is guilty.
I'm sorry about the cross-examination, detective, I just had to rule Palley out as a suspect.
Hey, no problem. They pay me plenty to look like an idiot.
You know, the more I talk to these guys, it reminds me why I stay single.
You mean it's not just the quality time you get to spend with yourself?
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Law & Order pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
