The nuns at my school were less sanctimonious than that guy.
The nuns at your school never went to medical school. You know those MD plates gets you a better parking spot in heaven.
“Seed” · Season 5, Episode 15
In this episode: Lennie Briscoe (4), Mike Logan (2)
[to Logan] You know, if I didn't already know you didn't have kids, I'd know you don't have kids.
[Speaking of artificial insemination]
BBeth
It's the best relationship I ever had with a man.
I thought it was supposed to be anonymous.
BBeth
That's exactly my point.
[Leaving the home of a pregnant lesbian couple]
Brother. And I thought I had it bad being brought up by 2 alcoholics.
I wonder which mommy's gonna teach him how to smoke and drink.
And shave.
Well, it's the '90s. Everybody's allowed to be gross and disgusting, not just you.
Well, all I know is I had one mommy, and she did enough ball-breaking for one lifetime.
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