My first accountant serial killer.
S20 E20The Taxman Cometh
Your former lover's testimony will tell us what really happened.
CCatherine
Really. And what do your former lovers have to say about you?
S20 E21Immortal
LLupo
Hey. You OK? We're sorry, we didn't mean to cause trouble with your boss.
MMia
He's always like that. He's such a...
LLupo
Private dick?
[An African-American suspect claims that white doctors are stealing his family members' blood]
LLupo
White people stealing blood?
Yeah, time to bring out the garlic and silver bullets.
S20 E22Love Eternal
They'd rather let a murderer go free than give their wives a fair share of their assets.
Yeah. Makes me appreciate being single.
LLawyer
Mrs. Di Napoli pleads not guilty.
MMarielle
Ah, no. She pleads not possible.
JLJudge Lee
Excuse me?
MMarielle
How can you murder your own heart?
The actual charge, your honor, is murdering her husband.
MMarielle
How can you murder your own soul?
JLJudge Lee
Stick around. You'll see.
S20 E23Rubber Room
LLupo
Johnny's apartment was clean. No weapons. No trace of explosives. A "love to watcher". He's not a doer.
Then find the doer.
The car in the video was a silver Civic, any one of 5 model years. Tens of thousands in the state.
LLupo
It's like fishing for a needle in the ocean. Old Chinese saying.
Just do it. Old American saying.
Just how far up your ass is your head? A member of your union is threatening to shoot up a school!
KKralik
Really? I find it hard to believe that any teacher could be pushed over the edge. What do you think did it, Mr. McCoy? Was it being micro-managed by the Department of Education, or having all of the responsibility and none of the authority? Or is it having to dig into their own pockets to pay for classroom supplies? Or maybe it's being abused and assaulted daily by students and their parents!
You get no argument from me there. But if your obstruction allows a massacre to happen, I will crucify you, Mr. Kralik. I will charge you with negligent homicide, and after you're convicted, I'll resign my job and represent the victims in a wrongful death suit against you and the union. By the time I'm done, you'll be finished. So my advice to you is get outta my way!
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