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SEASON 20

Law & Order · Season 20

Law & Order Season 20 quotes

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S20 E14Boy on Fire

:[examining Ramirez's body] School ID to Sunrise Academy. It's a few blocks that way. One of those charter schools.

Trying to help kids in the lousy neighborhoods. Give them a better education to break the cycle of violence.

Looks like they've got a little ways to go.

PWPrincipal Woodside

Yes, I've heard about the murder. Everyone's talking about it.

Anyone talking about who did it?

PWPrincipal Woodside

Most of these kids worship at the Church of Don't Snitch.

PWPrincipal Woodside

Charter schools, magnet schools, they take all our best students, and then we're blamed for having the worst. Kids from poverty, from broken families, a hundred years of neglect and we have to get them ready for college with just a few hours a day. Some charter school that gets 20 million dollars from Bill Gates and they get a few students into Dartmouth, it makes front page news. You want to know what the real success stories are? When a student from Aaron Burr who couldn't even read in the ninth grade manages to graduate and get a job in an auto-parts store instead of becoming a drug dealer. That's a success story, our success story. But no one cares. No one wants to hear about it.

[after learning about Principal Woodside's arrest]Grand larceny? What did she steal?

Well, how about a decent education for her students? Their integrity, their potential?

I don't think there's a law against stealing potential.

S20 E15Brilliant Disguise

[Detectives examine a dead woman found under a room service cart]

American cheese and chocolate milk. Must be off the children's menu.

Pretty girl like this, I wonder whose menu she was on.

[about Conway] Now that he has a taste for violence, how likely is he to stop?

How about, "Not bloody likely"?

S20 E16Innocence

CCedric

I didn't kill no gay dude!

It's beneath you. Straight guys never have a problem with two girls together, huh? It's kinda hot. But two guys... it's the ass thing, right?

Does that skeev you, Cedric? Imagining what two guys do together? The ins, the outs, what goes where?

CCedric

[defensively] Doesn't bother me.

Oh, 'cause maybe he likes it. Is that it? Maybe that's why you were downtown. Lookin' for a little taste. Somethin' on the down-low.

You like a nice ass?

CCedric

Shut up! You shut up! I ain't no fag!

Everyone in this room knows he won't get less than 25 to life after a conviction for a hate crime.

CCedric

You know what? I'm sick of this hate crime crap! It's not like he was a black guy. [to Connie] Or a spic!

Our offer just went up to 25.

RRyan

Mike...

Go to trial if you don't like it.

RRyan

How about our motion for dismissal? How about your law license?

You can have my license! It'll free me up to testify about the hate speech your client spewed in here. And after he's convicted of murder in state court, I'll walk across to the U.S. Attorney's office and have your client prosecuted for violating the Matthew Shepard Act. Hate murder against gays is a federal offense now. Are you ready to do back-to-back life sentences, Mr. Stuber? You will die in jail!

CCedric

[whispers to Ryan] Is that true?

RRyan

Uh, he'll take the 20 years you originally offered.

It's 25 or nothing. Now or never, Mr. Stuber.

CCedric

Is this Fed thing for real?

RRyan

Yes, I'm afraid so.

CCedric

I'll take the 25. That guy's nuts, you know that?

RRyan

[looking sadly at Cutter] Yeah, I do.

S20 E17Four Cops Shot

CCaptain

I'm not sure your lieutenant shares our attitude toward cop killers.

Cop killers, we all feel the same about. Playing God, I'm not so sure.

CCaptain

I know you've been sick, Lieutenant, and I'm sorry about that. But, uh, maybe it's affecting your judgment.

[angry but controlled] I certainly hope so.

Looks like you may be facing a lynch mob in the courtroom.

Can you blame them? Maybe we should hand this one off to the Feds. The U.S. Attorney would lap this up.

The U.S. Attorney would execute his own mother to show what a hardass he is.

[Lupo and Bernard are searching Hi-Top's messy room]

Hi-Top isn't much of a housekeeper.

Well, you know, the single crackhead lifestyle...

S20 E18Brazil

[Lupo and Bernard are watching a tape of Dr. Silva fainting]

Look at that. He was bleeding before he went down.

Bleeding like that from a stroke?

PLParamedic Larson

Not from a stroke. I've never seen anything like this before.

We have. It's called homicide-itis.

Two guilty pleas. You look like someone ran over your dog.

Well, I won, but Nicole Shoemaker lost. She'll grow up with a father and grandfather in prison, under the care of a mom whose selfishness set this whole tragedy in motion.

That's why I never went into family law. That's where all the heartbreak is.

Heartbreak is everywhere in this job. As you both know. Take consolation in getting the right result. It's a good day's work.

Yeah, but not a good day.

S20 E19Crashers

[Lt. Van Buren is researching cancer treatments in the middle of the night]

FFrank

It's late. Why don't you knock off for the night?

You're right. I'm making myself crazy. Making you crazy.

FFrank

You do, you know. In a good way. You want to go lie down? I mean, we could just... lie down.

I know it's been a while.

FFrank

The doctor gave you the okay, right? We'll go slow.

I don't want to go slow. I want to let you rip off my clothes. I want to shut my eyes. I want my old body back.

Camille agreed to plead guilty to man 1. 12 years. Andrea took 5 years as an accessory.

Senator Peterson announced that he is not resigning. He's standing by his wife.

Too little, too late.

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