Law & Order Season 18 quotes

Connie

[to Cutter, concerning Talley] You know, if she she weren't such a lying slut and a disgrace to her profession and, y'know, an accessory to murder... you two might have really hit it off.

McCoy

A training camp for religious fanatics.

Cutter

One that isn't in the Middle East.

I hate dogs.

Oh yeah? Why's that?

A stupid nickname I had in Catholic school.

Saint Bernard. [Bernard glares at him] Lucky guess.

Green

I've been a cop, a gambler and twelve other things that don't necessarily go together that well. How do you do it?

Lt. Van Buren

One foot in front of the other for thirty years.

Dr. Landry, you're under arrest.

Arrest? For what?

Let's start with steaming a kid like a hot dog and work from there.

Lt. Van Buren

[about Landry's self-help book] How did I get through life without reading this?

Well, I couldn't get through it without aspirin.

I'm innocent! I'm innocent! I'm innocent!

We heard you the first time, Ted.

Cutter

You know he killed Dresner.

Connie

As Jack always says, I only know what I can prove in court.

I didn't steal those. I got them at a flea market.

A flea market. Wow. My dog has fleas that are smarter than you if you think that's going to hold up.

Gov. Shalvoy

It's a big state, Jack. Be glad you're only responsible for a small part of it.

Sara Shipley, 24 years old, and according to her B Friends page, is an aspiring performance artist.

According to a bellboy we talked to at the hotel, she services clients for Excalibur Exclusives.

Lt. Van Buren

Excalibur Exclusives?

Mmm-hmm. It's an escort service for guys with really big swords.

Lt. Van Buren

They wish.

Gov. Shalvoy

What the hell are you doing?!

McCoy

Helping to convict a murderer. You have maybe ten days before this goes public. Now go home to your family...

Gov. Shalvoy

My family's none of your business. My personal life is not anybody's business. You worry, Jack. You worry how you're going to get elected without me. It's thanks to me you have this job in the first place. Nobody wanted you.

McCoy

I'd rather be an unemployed lawyer than a well-fed pet.

Gov. Shalvoy

You're a fool. I had high hopes for you.

McCoy

I had high hopes for you! How could you do this, to the people who work for you, the people who elected you? How could you be so reckless with their trust? I respected you, Donald. Respected you.