Bernard, Lupo and others in “Excalibur”

Sara Shipley, 24 years old, and according to her B Friends page, is an aspiring performance artist.

According to a bellboy we talked to at the hotel, she services clients for Excalibur Exclusives.

Lt. Van Buren

Excalibur Exclusives?

Mmm-hmm. It's an escort service for guys with really big swords.

Lt. Van Buren

They wish.