Gentlemen, if we could just lower the amount of testosterone a little bit.
S11 E22School Daze
[about Semple] With what's waiting for him, it might have been kinder to give him the needle.
Either works for me.
S11 E23Judge Dread
[reading a death threat] "Carlin, you stank-ass bitch, I'm gonna make you lick my Mac-10."
I'm guessing the motion was denied.
I'd like to think I can do this job without becoming a cynic.
I'm not a cynic. I get up every morning hoping to find an honest man.
S11 E24Deep Vote
[reading the ballistics report on a homicide] Hollow-point. Double the damage, double the fun.
This lady picked the wrong guy to get into a traffic jam with.
That's why I don't even honk my horn anymore.
Walk softly, and carry a big subpoena.
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