O'Connell will have you believing there's no snakes in Ireland.
There aren't.
Uh, touché.
S1 E20The Troubles
IOIan O'Connell
May I ask you a question, sir? How with the map of Donegal on your mug did you ever end up with a name like Stone?
Happenstance, sir. Same way you ended up with the name of a real Irish patriot.
[After O'Connell has dismissed lethal IRA operations as 'human error'; following the testimony of a woman whose family was killed by a bomb O'Connell himself planted]
[To O'Connell] Take a good look. There's your "human error".
S1 E21Sonata For a Solo Organ
[about McDaniel having his kidney stolen] Whoa! Talk about getting your pocket picked!
Grand theft kidney. Terrific.
SSurgeon
Kidney, kidney, never leave home without one.
You didn't think it odd that she had an anaesthesia machine delivered right to her apartment?
MSMedical supplier
Last week, I had a guy order 100 bedpans. For jello molds.
DMDrew McDaniel
[testifying in court about his kidney being taken] People talk about feeling violated when some punk breaks into their apartment and steals a TV set. I felt raped.
OTO.T.N. Executive
The public must understand that the Organ Transplant Network is the one true democracy. One of the few instances where money doesn't talk. At all.
JWJoanna Woodleigh
If you prosecute him, he'll die. I know he will. And for what? Mr. MacDaniel is going to be a very wealthy man.
With only one kidney.
JWJoanna Woodleigh
Just like I have, Mr. Stone. The hope is we'll both live long and happy lives.
Please believe me, I'm glad you're healthy again. I know how close to death you were. But, Ms. Woodleigh, do you really think your father would have acted any differently if you had needed a heart instead of a kidney?
It's easier to bust out of Attica than to leave a hospital without paying.
RSReberty's Attorney
What's it going to take to make you happy, Stone?
The Mets in the Series, peace on Earth, and Dr. Reberty in Dannemora.
You never answered Woodleigh's question, the one we had stricken from the record.
You mean would I do the same as him if it were my daughter? God, I hope not.
S1 E22The Blue Wall
Plane lands, 2:45. Doorman says Detective Shearer and his wife got home at 4. He went upstairs, dropped his bags, left again 10 minutes later.
DSDet. Shearer
To get the drycleaning.
After your honeymoon? That's very romantic. Paul?
According to the doorman, Detective Shearer was gone for 3 hours.
Your drycleaner in Philadelphia?
POPeter O'Farrell
If there's any crookedness, I'll buy the whole department dinner.
At these prices, you'll have to take out a second mortgage.
POPeter O'Farrell
Only if I'm wrong.
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