Law & Order quotes

This is freakin' amazing. I don't know a computer disk from a slipped disk.

Before we adjorn, I want to note for the record that I am appalled. We often say that our public officials are not above the law, but that's not enough. They represent it; if they don't obey it, who will?

Logan

You know why cops hate IAD? Because you idiots couldn't convict a 10-year-old of selling watered-down lemonade.

Logan

I'm fine.

Hey detective, you ever hear of the seven stages of grief?

Logan

No.

The first one is "denial".

You know how to read a rap sheet, don't you? Five arrests, three convictions.

Paul Robinette

So you're a loser, so...?

‘...maybe threaten his old lady.' Too bad he didn't take that route, Marie would have kicked his ass.

Logan

Max is dead. I accept it. But I'll never accept it, you know?

I wish we had a gun...

Mike Logan

I wish I had a girfriend named "Lola".

Paul Robinette

Never seen you like this before.

I have never done anything this potentially stupid before.

His own gun? I love this. So he killed the girl, killed himself, and threw the gun out the window?

Murder Two? Why even have it on the menu? This isn't murder, it's manslaughter.

So you're admitting she killed him?

No. But if she killed him, it was extreme emotional disturbance, and that's manslaughter.

I get it. She wasn't there, and if she was there, she didn't kill them, and if she did kill them, she didn't mean to, and if she did mean to, it's because she was upset.

My mother couldn't decide if I was Martha Graham or Helen Hayes.

Cerreta

Who were you?

I was Patty Blaine. So I got out before I wasn't.

So now you're telling me it was an accident and it's still my fault?

Mrs. Blaine, I'm not a psychiatrist. I don't know what part of your psyche made you force your own flesh and blood into pornography. But yes, I do think Priscilla's death was your fault. Both legally and morally.

But I loved her. She was my life!

No, she was your daughter. She had a life of her own.

He's psychotic; he's not psychopathic.

Phil Cerreta

What's the difference?

Psychotic is when you believe the doorman was sent from Planet X to put mind control devices in your teeth. Psychopathic is when you blow the doorman away and take out 20 other people while you're at it.

How come every freak in the country lives in New York? Why don't some of you people move to Nebraska?

I'm from Nebraska, sweetie. How do you think I got this way?