Plane lands, 2:45. Doorman says Detective Shearer and his wife got home at 4. He went upstairs, dropped his bags, left again 10 minutes later.
DS Det. Shearer
To get the drycleaning.
After your honeymoon? That's very romantic. Paul?
According to the doorman, Detective Shearer was gone for 3 hours.
Your drycleaner in Philadelphia?
PO Peter O'Farrell
If there's any crookedness, I'll buy the whole department dinner.
At these prices, you'll have to take out a second mortgage.
PO Peter O'Farrell
Only if I'm wrong.
This is freakin' amazing. I don't know a computer disk from a slipped disk.
J Judge
Before we adjorn, I want to note for the record that I am appalled. We often say that our public officials are not above the law, but that's not enough. They represent it; if they don't obey it, who will?
You know why cops hate IAD? Because you idiots couldn't convict a 10-year-old of selling watered-down lemonade.
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