[On interviewing models who might have killed a photographer]
Look on the bright side. If we do this all week, you'll never have to buy Playboy again.
What're you saying, I treat all women like objects?
More specific. Like furniture.
S3 E1Skin Deep
CQCotton Queen
Sure, he asked me to do it. $2500 a week on my back instead of $500 on my feet.
Well, it must have been tempting.
CQCotton Queen
Maybe to you. But, honey, I don't think you'd survive. In my experience, cops just can't perform that often.
So you never turned a trick, huh?
CQCotton Queen
Most beauty contests, some cracker judge would put his hands on my ass and offer me more money than I had ever seen to be his "date". I didn't do it then, I don't do it now.
Hey, Phil. You know that warrant you told that health club guy you'd get? Exactly what probable cause did you have in mind?
A senile judge.
She's a hooker, Paul. She slept with her pimp, she got very angry, and she stabbed him. Call Eyewitness News, we've never seen anything like this in New York City before.
[To Stone] Murder two? You couldn't convict her of bad manners.
If we had perfect cases, we wouldn't need juries.
Okay, so it's not a walk in the park.
Yes, it is. You're going to get mugged.
S3 E2Conspiracy
MMarcus
The jury in Los Angeles delivered us a clear message. Black people are on their own! No justice except for what we do for ourselves. No prosperity, except what we create with our own hands! Well, I'm here to tell you that I welcome that message. Because we, as a people, are not without resources! The Jews did for their own. The Koreans do for their own. Now is the time to do for our own! Anger is a force for change, but not if it blinds us! The road ahead is filled with distractions! Hate for the white man is a distraction, and we are better than that! And I, I am here to tell you ... Believe me, brothers and sisters, we will have the last word!
Blame it on the CIA. They haven't been fingered in years.
S3 E3Forgiveness
CCerretta
I don't think we're gonna trace it. We're still working on gun control. Pipe control's a way off.
You save your high school prizes?
Yeah. First prize. Multiple dress code violations.
S3 E4The Corporate Veil
[Cerreta and Logan are investigating the death of a teenager due to a defective pacemaker. They have discovered it was second hand, and was in somebody else beforehand.]
This pacemaker has a lifespan of five years; That first cardiologist said it was in Mrs Barnett for three years.
That's right. And Halin said when he implanted it in Roberto, it was three years before the expiration date.
How's your arithmetic?
I know that three plus three equals Murder Two.
BBerkley
This isn’t even your party, Ben. This is a corporate matter. We should be in civil court.
When seven people end up dead, Richard, I send out engraved invitations.
S3 E5Wedded Bliss
Slavery. I woke up this morning, I thought it was the 20th century...
Politics has 2 choices: do nothing or do something. Nothing has fewer risks.
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