So where does that get us? A lover's quarrel?
After sex? Most people, you fight, and then have sex.
[To Cragen] He's not married.
“Skin Deep” · Season 3, Episode 1
In this episode: Mike Logan (4), Phil Cerreta (4), Benjamin Stone (2), Don Cragen (2), D.A. Adam Schiff (1), Shambala Green (1)
[On interviewing models who might have killed a photographer]
Look on the bright side. If we do this all week, you'll never have to buy Playboy again.
What're you saying, I treat all women like objects?
More specific. Like furniture.
CQCotton Queen
Sure, he asked me to do it. $2500 a week on my back instead of $500 on my feet.
Well, it must have been tempting.
CQCotton Queen
Maybe to you. But, honey, I don't think you'd survive. In my experience, cops just can't perform that often.
So you never turned a trick, huh?
CQCotton Queen
Most beauty contests, some cracker judge would put his hands on my ass and offer me more money than I had ever seen to be his "date". I didn't do it then, I don't do it now.
Hey, Phil. You know that warrant you told that health club guy you'd get? Exactly what probable cause did you have in mind?
A senile judge.
She's a hooker, Paul. She slept with her pimp, she got very angry, and she stabbed him. Call Eyewitness News, we've never seen anything like this in New York City before.
[To Stone] Murder two? You couldn't convict her of bad manners.
If we had perfect cases, we wouldn't need juries.
Okay, so it's not a walk in the park.
Yes, it is. You're going to get mugged.
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