Wow, I always thought this was a crack house.
“How to Fire a Rifle without Really Trying” · Season 2, Episode 1
In this episode: Hank Rutherford Hill (4), Bobby Hill (3), Dale Gribble (2), Cotton Hill (1)
This gun is very nice.
Yeah, they’re all nice guns and all guns are nice.
Can I put a gun rack on my bike?
Do you know how long I've been waiting for you to ask me that?
Why don't we get you into one of those safety courses and if you're still interested after they've taken all the fun out of it, then we'll see about the ponchos and the... uh... tournament.
Guns don't kill people, the government does.
Dale, the NRA is a Washington DC based organization. Are you telling me you support Washington D.C.?!
*pause* THAT'S a thinker...
Sorry I'm late, I had to stop at the wax museum and give the finger to F.D.R.
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