Mr. Kahn, I'll have a Mai Tai.
(offended) What- what you think?! I work for Hank?!
Uh, dad, this here's my new neighbor.
(sotto, to Cotton) He's Japanese.
No he ain't. (visually inspects Kahn for a moment) He's Laotian. Ain't you, Mr. Kahn?
“Shins of the Father” · Season 1, Episode 8
In this episode: Cotton Hill (4), Hank Rutherford Hill (1), Dale Gribble (1), Bobby Hill (1), Luanne Leanne Platter Kleinschmidt (1), Kahn Souphanousinphone (1)
Bobby, I'm proud of what you did at school today....So I'm buyin' you a hooker! Go ahead pick yourself out a live one.
Well, you know me-- I'm larger than life.
[Speaking to Joseph about Connie]: Oow. She's moody. Must be PBS.
[to Luanne] You will never know if you are attractive. It's up to a man to tell you that. You keep eating, and I'll tell you when to stop.
[Cotton slaps Luanne's rear end]
Touch me again, and you'll be wearing that cornpone, old man.
Hoo-wee! Fiesty!
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