Maxine Gray quotes from Judging Amy

Maxine

It's not the letting go that hurts, it's the holding on.

Maxine

Kimberly, do the civilized world a favor and keep your opinions to yourself.

Maxine

Sean, one day you're going to have children. And I'm going to enjoy that so much.

Maxine

[to Sean] Yes, I am sacrificing the good of the many for the good of the one. I am willing to burn in hellfire for all damnation for that, therefore you don't scare me.

Maxine

You can't democratize a personal conviction. That's what this is. I'm taking a stand. And I'm more than willing to stand alone.

Maxine

[to Amy about her garnishing the meatloaf] Amy, any more parsley and it'll look like a putting green.

Maxine

(to Kyle) You have accomplished the "self-distructive, I don't-give-a-damn" look.

Maxine

In the desperate hope that you two have some kind of secret language you can't speak in front of women, here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to get a cup of coffee.

Maxine

Men look in the mirror as much as we do, but they always think they look great.

Maxine

Great. We're just a couple of hookers short of Atlantic City.

Maxine

An opium den.

Maxine

Because I have a hate-hate relationship with my computer. Robert, I am not asking, I am telling. Surely you know the difference by now.

Maxine

They say the first fight you have is the one you'll have for the rest of your lives.

Maxine

My father used to say everything will be fine in the end, if it's not fine, then it's not the end.

Maxine

I don't think you're facing the real issue here, which is how are we going to survive Gillian's pregnancy?