Amy Gray quotes from Judging Amy

Amy

Yes, you nailed it. He's a cross-dressing serial killer.

Amy

I happen to remember something Professor Larkin said about you. He said you had a brilliant mind for theatrics, and you would do well in the courtroom, until you met a judge who was smarter than you. Well, guess what just happened.

Amy

You know, Leesha, you might want to watch how many sentences you begin with "Michael said." People might not think you have any thoughts of your own.

Amy

[to Vincent in the hospital] Wouldn't it be great if it could be Mom's fault?

Amy

Yeah, one of those "Our family can beat up your family" shots.

Amy

Mom, I hate her. But Lauren thinks the sun shines right out of her butt.

Amy

Ms. Winston, I am ruling, and you are... shutting up.

Amy

Life wants to be a mess. Don't ask me why.

Amy

[to Maxine] How can I sleep when you're having the loudest nervous breakdown in history?

Amy

Your mom died because bad men stole airplanes and flew them into buildings. It's not your mom's fault, it's not your dad's fault, and it's certainly not your fault. If we blame the wrong people, then we help the bad guys, and they've done enough already.

Amy

The only way we do better is by figuring out what we did wrong.

Amy

[After seeing Father Ted, now known as Teresa, in a skirt and makeup] Thought you'd be shorter...and a guy.

Amy

[shouting] Lauren? Lauren Cassidy, where are you? If you are some place with your pajamas on talking to Victor, I will not be happy!

Amy

[To Hector, who just found out his parents are divorcing] Hector, I want you to know something. I want you to hear something. I'm not going to put you away, I'm not going to throw you away. You're not a ghost. I see you...I see you...I see you.

Amy

[to Lauren] I'm a girl too!