Sean Potter quotes from Judging Amy

Sean

Listen up. It is about damn time you people became more afraid of me than Maxine Gray.

Sean

Look, I've never pulled rank on you. Mostly because you'd ignore me and I'd back down, but that's just what I'm doing: pulling rank and not backing down. Either you go home right now, or I will fire you. (Maxine laughs) I will.

Sean

[About Eric's birthday] Come on, last year when we took you bowling for your birthday that was awesome. This sucks monkey butt.

Sean

Maxine, there's a reason why they call it 'moonlighting' instead of 'middle-of-the-day lighting.'

Sean

You are a very scary lady.

Maxine

Thank you.

Sean

This is because you're in charge over at Sanctuary House.

Maxine

Sanctuary House is a collaboration.

Sean

Nothing with you is a collaboration.

Sean

Everyone's dismissed. Except Maxine.

Maxine

Am I being kept after social work?

Sean

Busy?

Maxine

Very.

Sean

Good, walk with me, talk with me, I've been thinking.

Maxine

Gee, I already don't like it.

Sean

I think it's about time we made a few headlines of our own. Flashy headlines.

Maxine

A regular diet of infanticide and sexual abuse is too low key for your taste?

Maxine

I am in the middle of being alone so you can help me by leaving.

Sean

Are you mad at me?

Maxine

Not yet.

Maxine

I want to thank you, Sean. Your heart was in the right place.

Sean

The same thing can be said about my ass.

Sean

So... you two know each other?

Maxine

That's very..observant of you, Sean.

Maxine

[Crying] Sean, if I have a "feeling," it won't be a little one.

Sean

That's okay, too.

Maxine

He's my therapist Sean, you wanted me to go to therapy, I'm going. Are you happy now? Would you like to shout it to the world? [shouting] MAXINE GRAY... IS IN... THERAPY!

Sean

And not a moment too soon.

Maxine

[about Sean's new tie] I think it would very, very good on Jimmy Smits.

Sean

A bowl of soup would look good on Jimmy Smits.

Sean

If this social worker thing doesn't work out, maybe I can work as a carpenter like, uh, what's-his-name.

Maxine

Jesus?

Sean

I was thinking Harrison Ford, but...