Donna Kozlowski quotes from Judging Amy

Donna

[jumps out of her seat] Ha! Just so you know, Judge Gray was a big shot corporate lawyer on Wall Street before we got her. [Amy and Bruce look at her and she sits]

Donna

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, Mahatmas Gandhi or Dr. Phil?

Donna

[While discussing Zola's comment about already seeing someone in response to Bruce's offer of a date] Please, her? What kind of guy would throw himself on that buzzsaw?

Donna

[Opens envelope, reads letter, and cries] I passed.

Donna

I'm a lawyer.

Donna

Some people believe that before we’re born, when we’re still in spirit form, we make a deal with the universe... choose the families we’re born into. We have different reasons, based on the lessons we need to learn. I’m not sure what I was thinking when I chose mine. But, it’s obvious why Judge Gray chose hers. I’m just really glad I could be a part of it. God bless us... every one.

Maxine

Amen

Donna

Judge Gray?

Amy

Uh, Donna?

Donna

Are you seeing someone?

Amy

Excuse me?

Donna

You're glowing.

Amy

No, I'm not.

Donna

Oh yeah, you are.

Amy

Donna, I'm not glowing.

Donna

Sorry.

Vincent

When a person kills another person, it leaves a mark.

Donna

Yeah, especially when he uses an axe the way Oscar did.

Vincent

Donna! I'm in the shower!

Donna

No kidding.

Vincent

Naked!

Donna

How was the movie?

Kyle

It was good...Not bad...It sucked.

Donna

Your little friend enjoyed it?

Kyle

She fell asleep.

Donna

Probably malnutrition.

Donna

Psst! Wanna have lunch?

Amy

I can't. I have a lunch date.

Donna

It's not in your calendar. Who're you having lunch with?

Amy

Stu's mother.

Donna

Huh?

Amy

Stu's mother. I'm having lunch with Stu's mother! Are you getting this in the back row? I'm having lunch with Stu's mother! Next case!

Gillian

[After their night of speed dating] Peter's looking pretty good right now.

Donna

Oscar's looking pretty good right now.

Amy

David McClaren's still an ass.

Amy

You'd rather come in here and pretend to be a lawyer than actually be one?

Donna

I...I was just fooling around.