Peter Gray quotes from Judging Amy

Peter

Gillian...I want to look at you, I want to hold your hand, I want to talk, and then I want to christen the kitchen.

Amy

God, Peter, when we were growing up you were the cool one. You were the guy in the band. You were the guy who could ditch all your classes and still make straight "A"s. You were looking to legalize marijuana! What happened to that guy? When did you become... this guy?

Peter

Dad died and I grew up. Someone had to.

Maxine

And why is it so hard for you to believe that I'm attractive to men?

Peter

Uh...you're my mother?

Maxine

And I got that way by being attractive to men.

Peter

I've been reading Robin Hood to Ned.

Kyle

Steal from the rich and give to the poor? You're the quasi-communist, Peter.

Peter

And you're way hotter than Charlayne, too.

Amy

Way hotter.

Maxine

I need to move this mattress.

Peter

You said it was an emergency!

Maxine

Okay, I really need to move this mattress?

Peter

I swear to God, if you do this to yourself, I'll have you committed.

Maxine

They don't do that anymore.

Peter

Mother, I'm in insurance. I have powers you can't even begin to comprehend. Try me.

Can't handle the pressure, Gray?

Peter

I invented pressure, Duff.

That doesn't make any sense.

Peter

You brought a date to Walt's christening?

Gillian

No, ah...

Peter

What's the matter with you?

Gillian

Are you saying it's over?

Peter

If I am, Gillian, you have no one to blame but yourself.

Peter

[about Ned] We're raising a genius!

An adopted genius, nature is a big part of it.

Peter

So is nurture.

Gillian

Laundry room.

Peter

What?

Gillian

Two words...spin cycle.