Vincent Gray quotes from Judging Amy

Vincent

This is what we call 'middle class angst.

Vincent

Writing is writing. It's even better when you get paid for it.

Vincent

(to Lauren) Is guilt a genetic pre-disposition with the Gray women or is it a learned behavior?

Vincent

Before I ask what's going on out front, I have a more important question. Are Peter and I too old for bunk beds?

Vincent

I was actually going to skip that exercise and slap a bunch of name tags on you, but I thought slapping you might be bad for me.

Vincent

She's asleep.

Amy

She doesn't want me to tuck her in?

Vincent

No. No, she's not interested. She says that she loves you, but that she's not in love with you. No, that was another conversation.

That's ridiculous! Cars just don't start moving.

Vincent

Please, Judge, give me a chance. I don't want to go to jail.

Well, what are you going to do for me?

Vincent

I don't think Judge Barbie's supposed to say that.

Amy

Ok, bedtime!

Vincent

No, no, no. It's a very bad idea to drink alone.

Amy

Well, it's either that or matricide.

Vincent

Then go ahead. I'll wait.

Vincent

You sure can clear a room.

Maxine

It hasn't worked on you yet.

Maxine

The week your father was accepted, we found out I was pregnant with Peter.

Vincent

So Dad quit his dreams and went into the insurance business?

Maxine

No, he didn't quit his dreams, he traded them for a different one. Your father was a pragmatist, Vincent and he loved his family very much.

Vincent

So he wanted a family more than medical school?

Maxine

Yes. When we had Amy, I figured perfect one boy, one girl, now we have our family, but your father wanted one more. He finally talked me into it.

Vincent

So you never wanted me?

Maxine

Just in the abstract, dear.

Vincent

Something smells good.

Amy

That would be Socrates' breath.

Amy

It's my brother's book! My baby brother. Vincent Gray.

Vincent

She's out on a day pass.

Amy

Here's a new idea. Why don't you tell her how you feel?

Vincent

What, and let down my whole gender?

Amy

Do you love her?

Vincent

I don't know. What? I'm standing here with a mocha latte talking to my sister about love. My sperm count is plummeting!

Amy

You love her!

Vincent

Shut up! I gotta run.

Vincent

Are we going to be one of those couples that solves every dispute by having wild monkey sex?

God, I hope so.

Amy

Can tuna actually freeze?

Bruce

Apparently so.

Vincent

Hey. Am I interrupting?

Bruce

Just having some tuna Slurpees...