Maxine Gray quotes from Judging Amy

Maxine

I know more about her ovaries than I do my own.

Maxine

Lauren, your opinions are not as fascinating as you think they are.

Maxine

Peter, go over there and deal with that sales girl. Something about her scares me. I think it's her teeth.

Maxine

No, if I sit still, I'll think terrible things. Like, how hard is it to hire a hitman? And, do they take credit cards?

Maxine

And this is a very nice gay man, Justin, whom we just met. And this is my son, Vincent, who isn't gay. He's a writer.

Maxine

I was just down in the basement...Hooking a rug.

Maxine

After 40 years of cooking Thanksgiving dinner, even the word 'Thanksgiving' makes me mad.

Maxine

Please, don't let me break your concentration by living here.

Maxine

I find it very self-aware that the parties object to being referred to as 'parents.'

Maxine

My best solution isn't repeatable in court, Your Honor.

Maxine

Ten-year-old children cannot take care of themselves. They need their parents, but if their parents betray them, they need us.

Maxine

If I end up in a dumpster, it's your fault.

Maxine

The truth is, we're all going to die. The blessing is, we don't know when. And that's what allows us to go on.

Maxine

Anyway, I can see how Carol might not like you, but I'm adorable.

Maxine

No, Gillian, I can't think of a reason not to have lunch. Maybe Amy will join us. No, she's been up for hours, doing yoga and writing her autobiography.