Jared quotes from Judging Amy

Jared

That's why I'm marrying Maxine. . .because she's so easy.

Are you kissing my Grandma?

Jared

I was about to, yes.

OK.

Jared

Maxine, I forget. Why are we breaking up?

Maxine

Because it's the right thing to do.

Jared

I hate the right thing to do.

Maxine

So do I. It's a pain in the ass.

Jared

[holding up a bottle of wine to Maxine and Amy] Shall I decant this or is that just snooty?

Maxine

Well, a little bit of snoot never hurt anybody.