Stu quotes from Judging Amy

What? You're gonna to tell me you never went swimming with a judge?

I'm always amazed at how much you forensic guys can tell by a couple of scratches. You're like those Indian trackers in old westerns that could tell the color of a guy's hair by the way his horse walked through water.

Amy

Yeah, I was there when it happened.

I know. You told me to blow it up my butt.

Amy

I was hoping you wouldn't remember that part.

Amy

Isn't suffering part of the pilgrimage experience?

Here's something I learned. 'Pilgrimage' is actually just a fancy name for 'crappy vacation'.

There's a rich history behind this kilt.

Bruce

Easy there, tiger, don't go showing what's behind the kilt there.