Gillian Gray quotes from Judging Amy

Gillian

Chaos must be tamed, that's my theory.

Gillian

I love you, Amy.

Amy

I love you, too.

Gillian

But, I mean, you are way too skinny for someone with such a nice rack.

Kyle

You're pregnant.

Gillian

But... but I don't... get pregnant.

Kyle

Well, apparently, you do.

Peter

You brought a date to Walt's christening?

Gillian

No, ah...

Peter

What's the matter with you?

Gillian

[After their night of speed dating] Peter's looking pretty good right now.

Donna

Oscar's looking pretty good right now.

Amy

David McClaren's still an ass.

Gillian

Are you saying it's over?

Peter

If I am, Gillian, you have no one to blame but yourself.

Gillian

Laundry room.

Peter

What?

Gillian

Two words...spin cycle.

Gillian

You are the best mother of the world and Amy knows this. She has learned everything from you. And I'm proud to be in your family.

Maxine

Everyone else's mother's always look good.