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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
All S1

I've never, Kars! Never have I hated someone from the bottom of my heart!

You scum... Don't be so enraged...

JVJoseph, vs. Lisa Lisa (victory)

Why did it have to come to this? You're tearing me APART, Lisa Lisa!

Here, over here! I don't want you to not notice me standing riiight here~

Stop. A human's life is short anyways. Don't rush to your death.

KKakyoin (1)

My name is Noriaki Kakyoin.

KKakyoin (2)

No need to say it twice.

If only I could hit that strange hair with my Hamon.

WZWill A. Zeppeli

Such eerie hair. What might be hiding away in it?!

What vulgar hair.

HUH? What's that big thing on your head?

Stop walking around with such huge clown hair!

That hairstyle is the worst...

What disgusting hair.

I'll burn that stupid hair up!

A hairstyle fit for a peasant.

We can talk about your stupid hair later.

What's up with all that awful-looking hair?! Your parents will be sad!

My hair is more refined than yours.

I'll cut your hair into something more proper.

That stupid hair of yours will surely burn well.

I can lend you a hat if you wanna cover that disaster up!

Your hair's like a pile of cow dung by the side of the road.

Your hair's not that GREAT.

Isn't your hairstyle kinda out of fashion?

I think Josuke's hairstyle is a bit out of fashion...

My hair is more elegant than yours.

BBruno

What a dreary hairstyle.

That hair’s awful! I can’t go along with it!

What vulgar hair.

I've seen drag queens with better hair!

You pompadour-styled pig!

Johnny (sarcastic): That hairstyle's good. Really great. Super cool.

What a strange head. Makes me wanna stomp all over it!

The first thing I'm going to do in office is outlaw that ridiculous hairstyle!

(to Jonathan) Next you’ll say: “Wh-What was that for?! How dare you!”

Wh-what was that for?! How dare you! (gasps)

(to Josuke 4) Next you'll say: "If you don't move, I'm going to seriously distort your face..."

JJosuke (Part 4)

If you don't move, I'm going to seriously distort your face... (gasps)

(to Giorno) Next you'll say: "My resolve will open the way!"

My resolve will open the way! (gasps)

(to Johnny) Next you'll say: "I don't feel like dismounting at all."

I don't feel like dismounting at all. (gasps)

(to Caesar) Next you'll say: "It's a cold-hearted and merciless Caesar that's going to take you down!"

It's a cold-hearted and merciless Caesar that's going to take you down! (gasps)

(to Old Joseph) Next you'll say: "I, Joseph Joestar, will you have you know that I have much more fighting experience than you do."

I, Joseph Joestar, will you have you know that I have much more fighting experience than you do. (gasps)

(to Kakyoin) Next you'll say: "Now, it's time for your punishment, baby."

Now, it's time for your punishment, baby. (gasps)

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