Johnny quotes from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Gyro

Have you ever seen an opera show? An opera...

Johnny

Opera? Those music plays? Where they start singing out situations when they could just say their lines? ...Nope, never seen one. Why do you ask?

Gyro

Just a simple question.

Gyro

They call these opera glasses because you use them for watching an opera. But the people singing on stage have huge bodies that weigh like 120 or 150 kilograms or more.

Johnny

Yeah... that's why they can sing like that I guess.

Gyro

But why look at them with opera glasses? You don't need to, cause they're already so big.

Gyro

Maybe you're supposed to zoom into the buttons on their fancy clothes, and watch them as they're about to fly off...?

Johnny

Now that you mention it... but dude! Since they all have the same body type, maybe you can't tell the difference unless you zoom in?!

Gyro

Nyohohahohahaha!! Not bad, Johnny!!

There's a small villiage up ahead... let's stay there. Camping out is a bad idea. There are beasts out in this area. The other day after sundown, I got surrounded by beasts. A few cougars and a few rattlesnakes. The cougars and snakes were on two sides of the road, blocking my way out. I was thinking of how to escape... but then, for some reason, I was able to pass through on one side of the road. I was able to get by one of the two groups easily. Which side do you think it was? The cougars? Or the snakes?

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The answer is the rattle snakes! Because they were... assssssssssleep... and sssssssssnoring on the road!

Gyro

Huh?

Johnny

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Hey, come on, it's a joke! Only a joke! What did you think? Then maybe they woke up and started ssssssssssslapping each other.... in their facessssssss! Get it?

Johnny

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Gyro

He's getting up! My steel balls won't hit him! We gotta run! Hurry and get outside, Johnny!

Johnny

What is this!? This Stand ability!! What kind of ability is it?

Gyro

It's a dinosaur, Johnny! It looks like Dio's body has fused with a dinosaur's ability!

Johnny

Dino-sore? What's a dinosore?

Gyro

You don't know?

Johnny

What's going on!? What does that mean!? Dio's dinosaur transformation hasn't gone away! Dio was under the control of Ferdinand!! We have to chase him or he'll take away that eye!

Gyro

Stop, Johnny... It's over now, calm down. We can't chase him here. Dio got us at the very end... or maybe we should say he got the eye and its power brought back the dinosaur transformation that had disappeared as his talent. Half to my steel ball... half to Dio's Stand ability is what it seems.

Johnny

The ability of the dinosaur... Dio Brando may not have been a terrorist... but if he has one of the eyes, he'll want the other! At this point he's found out about the Corpse...... I can't believe he took half... He doesn't just desire victory! He longs for authority and eliteness!

I've lost nearly an hour here. No matter which path I take, I come back to this spot! The plums grown here in this orchard contain a lot of iron... That could be the reason why my compass doesn't seem to be pointing in the right direction.

Johnny

Hot Pants, don't come any closer! We're thinking that you could be tricking us!!

This is the fourth time I've come back here. Look at my tracks!! They pass through four times, don't they? Why...? I'm the one who wants to know.

Gyro

So what's that to us!? Get lost already!! We're never ever gonna trust you anyways, got that!?

Then I'll be the one to trust in you. You two aren't bad people. If you were, I'd have already killed you... how's that?

Gyro

Tell him to go eat shit, Johnny.

Johnny

Tell him yourself.

Gyro

EAT SHIT, ASSHOLE! FALL OFF YOUR HORSE!

Aren't we looking for the same path?

(to Johnny) Next you'll say: "I don't feel like dismounting at all."

Johnny

I don't feel like dismounting at all. (gasps)