You tried to out-predict me, a fortune teller? But it’s 10 years too early for you. (victory quote)
Yes, you had better believe I am!!
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DORARARARARARARA!!!
Let me punch this "spaghetti" and reduce it to its original parts!
[This was during their meal at Tonio's, after Josuke began to suspect that something about the food Okuyasu is eating is off.]
Gureato desu yo, koitsu wa (loosely translates to "Ain't this guy great?")
Since you've gotten a clean bill of health from Crazy Diamond, when I pound your ass into the ground, I can avoid looking like a coward, right?!
[This is popularly known as "You're as good as new, for now. It's a fair fight now, isn't it?" in Japanese.]
I feel you! I feel you deeply! Your feeling I can feel deeply.
Act Three, Three Freeze!
Ok master, let's kill da hoe, BEEETCH!
What a Beautiful Duwang! Chew. There must be no other place as pretty as this town. This feels like a picnic.
[When Kira was having a 'picnic' with his 'girlfriend'; A (mis)translation of one of Kira's lines from the infamous "Duwang" fan translation.]
Good Frick’n Grief (Yare yare dawa...)
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!
Luca... Don't make me say the same thing twice. I've told you that I already paid, so I don't have any. So please don't make me say it a third time.
(Licking Giorno after he lied about having nothing to do with Luca) What a surprise! That's the distinct tang of a liar! Right, Giorno Giovanna?!
Speak! You know who's responsible. Were you told not to tell anyone? Let's have you tell me who did Luca in.
Giorno (to Bucciarati): You wouldn't believe me if I told you it was an accident, would you? So I'm going to be disposed of, right? And you came here fully prepared, right? When you're going to dispose of someone, you always prepared for the possibility that you could end up being the one disposed of, right?
Guys, I'm totally serious! Just hear me out!
(impatient) Aww, geez! For the last time Mista, no one gives a shit!
No, listen! This is a good one. I promise you. Gentlemen, let me ask you all, do you think human flesh would taste like crap or would it actually rock?
Could you maybe not ruin our appetites?
(furious) What the hell goes on in that messed up head of yours! That's it!! Go sit at a dipshit table!
To pretend to have the Zeppeli name… I won’t forgive you!
ZZeppeli (victory)
I feel like I practiced with a son or a close friend...
DVDIO vs. Jonathan
A chance meeting that transcends time I suppose…. JOJOOOO…!
DBDio Brando vs. Jonathan
The sun has set...and with it, your life!
I suppose it could be interesting to test my stand on my past self…
A 'Stand' you say... Interesting... let's test it out!
DBDio Brando (victory)
Stand, huh… I was a little surprised but after actually fighting it, it’s no problem at all!
DDIO (victory)
Vampiric Freeze... a nostalgic move...
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