Rohan quotes from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Rohan

(Voice over) There exist powers with form and shape, but cannot be seen. They are called "Stands". They have always existed everywhere--Those who cannot see them are simply not trying to.

Josuke

What the hell... did you say... HUH?!?!?!?!

Okuyasu

Just take it easy, Josuke!

Josuke

I dare you to insult my hair again!!!!!!!

Rohan

If you insist. Fine, here goes. You might think your hair looks cool, but in actuality it may be the shittiest hairstyle I've ever had the misfortune of laying eyes upon! Though to be fair, that nest atop your useless noggin may come in handy should a pigeon come by and decide to roost. But that's a very strong "may".

DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA!!!!!

Rohan

Now witness Heaven's Door! I win. (it backfires on him)

Okuyasu

How the...?!

DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA!!!!!

Rohan

How is this happening?! I'm certain his eyes were open and he got a full flash of the manuscript! So why hasn't my Stand ability taken the fact?!

Koichi

We're back to normal!

Okuyasu

You're right!

Rohan

I know I showed him the page... So why?

Josuke

Where the hell did you slither off to?! Get out of here, you punk bitch!!!!!

Okuyasu

Hey, I don't think he can see straight right now...

Josuke

Come on out, you manga-obsessed asshole! I've got a story for you!

Josuke

Whoever insults my hair will get the full brunt of my fury! I WON'T STAND FOR THAT BULLSHIT!

Josuke

THERE YOU ARE, MANGA ARTIST!!!!! LAST I CHECKED, I WAS NOT DONE PUNCHING YOU!!!!!!!!!

Okuyasu

His determination is pretty commendable, too...

Josuke

Uh, sorry about yesterday. The fire was, um, pretty bad, right?

Rohan

Yeah. I had a complete replica of the Drexel Heritage furniture used in the movie Pretty Woman, valued at 2.5 million, which was damaged beyond repair. Not that I care or anything.

Rohan

Sorry, but I refuse!

What!?

Rohan

You should know that one of Rohan Kishibe's pastimes is saying "NO!" to fools who think they're tough shit! So, I'm afraid your meal has been cancelled!

(to Rohan) Next you'll say: "How stupid can you be?! Do you think that I, Rohan Kishibe, drop together money and admiration?!"

Rohan

How stupid can you be?! Do you think that I, Rohan Kishibe, drop together money and admiration?! (gasps)