Diavolo quotes from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Jonathan

If only I could hit that strange hair with my Hamon.

Such eerie hair. What might be hiding away in it?!

Dio Brando

What vulgar hair.

HUH? What's that big thing on your head?

Caesar

Stop walking around with such huge clown hair!

Lisa Lisa

That hairstyle is the worst...

Wamuu

What disgusting hair.

Esidisi

I'll burn that stupid hair up!

Kars

A hairstyle fit for a peasant.

Jotaro

We can talk about your stupid hair later.

What's up with all that awful-looking hair?! Your parents will be sad!

My hair is more refined than yours.

I'll cut your hair into something more proper.

That stupid hair of yours will surely burn well.

Hol Horse

I can lend you a hat if you wanna cover that disaster up!

DIO

Your hair's like a pile of cow dung by the side of the road.

Josuke

Your hair's not that GREAT.

Okuyasu

Isn't your hairstyle kinda out of fashion?

Koichi

I think Josuke's hairstyle is a bit out of fashion...

My hair is more elegant than yours.

What a dreary hairstyle.

Narancia

That hair’s awful! I can’t go along with it!

Diavolo

What vulgar hair.

Jolyne

I've seen drag queens with better hair!

Ermes

You pompadour-styled pig!

Gyro

What a strange head. Makes me wanna stomp all over it!

The first thing I'm going to do in office is outlaw that ridiculous hairstyle!

(to Diavolo) Next you'll say: "Consequences! My time obliterating powers all action futile!"

Diavolo

Consequences! My time obliterating powers all action futile! (gasps)