Josuke quotes from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, page 2 ... TV Quotes Database

Josuke

(impatiently) Yuya, for the last time, where is the scent coming from!?

MMiyamoto

I imagined, regardless of Josuke's tough exterior, plopping his mother before his eyes would certainly stir up pangs of dread.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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[During the fight between Josuke and Daiya Higashikata. Josuke had hidden Daiya's phone in the refrigerator before telling her about it.]

DDaiya

...That's it. You've really done it now... You got Yasuho involved in this... the one thing you shouldn't have done...

[Daiya raises up two chess pieces containing Josuke's memories, prepared to smash them.]

DDaiya

DISAPPEAR!

Josuke

No, wait. You're stepping.

[Daiya pauses.]

Josuke

My shadow... you're stepping on my shadow, aren't you? The refrigerator's been open for a while now...

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Jonathan

If only I could hit that strange hair with my Hamon.

WZWill A. Zeppeli

Such eerie hair. What might be hiding away in it?!

Dio Brando

What vulgar hair.

JJoseph

HUH? What's that big thing on your head?

Caesar

Stop walking around with such huge clown hair!

Lisa Lisa

That hairstyle is the worst...

Wamuu

What disgusting hair.

Esidisi

I'll burn that stupid hair up!

Kars

A hairstyle fit for a peasant.

Jotaro

We can talk about your stupid hair later.

OJOld Joseph

What's up with all that awful-looking hair?! Your parents will be sad!

KKakyoin

My hair is more refined than yours.

PPolnareff

I'll cut your hair into something more proper.

AAvdol

That stupid hair of yours will surely burn well.

Hol Horse

I can lend you a hat if you wanna cover that disaster up!

DIO

Your hair's like a pile of cow dung by the side of the road.

Josuke

Your hair's not that GREAT.

Okuyasu

Isn't your hairstyle kinda out of fashion?

Koichi

I think Josuke's hairstyle is a bit out of fashion...

GGiorno

My hair is more elegant than yours.

BBruno

What a dreary hairstyle.

Narancia

That hair’s awful! I can’t go along with it!

Diavolo

What vulgar hair.

Jolyne

I've seen drag queens with better hair!

Ermes

You pompadour-styled pig!

Johnny (sarcastic): That hairstyle's good. Really great. Super cool.

Gyro

What a strange head. Makes me wanna stomp all over it!

FVFunny Valentine

The first thing I'm going to do in office is outlaw that ridiculous hairstyle!

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JJoseph

(to Josuke 4) Next you'll say: "If you don't move, I'm going to seriously distort your face..."

JJosuke (Part 4)

If you don't move, I'm going to seriously distort your face... (gasps)

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JJoseph

(to Josuke 8) Next you'll say: "Don't underestimate me."

JJosuke (Part 8)

Don't underestimate me. (gasps)

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