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Dio Brando quotes from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Played by Takehito Koyasu · 31 quotes · page 2 of 3

Dio Brando

3rd most-quoted character in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: in 31 of its 480 quotes
Most scenes with: Jonathan (15), Robert E. O. Speedwagon (4), Jotaro Kujo (3)

Scenes with Dio Brando 23

Dio Brando (thought) I crushed his arm bones to splinters and he's already ablaze, but his grip on me is still that of a vice! (Out loud) So be it JoJo! Consign us onto the flame! But, perish knowing that I will survive this moment! For everything you have done, even this inferno cannot devour me!!

FATHEEEEEER! LEND ME YOUR POWER!

[Through luck, Jonathan managed to propel himself out of his burning home while impaling Dio on the statue of Venus as he is horrifically burned alive.]

Dio

AAAAHHHHHHH!!! (monologue) HOW COULD A WORM LIKE YOU-!? I-I forgot who I was dealing with! Bloody his nose, and he comes back twice as fierce! (out loud) JOJO!! (monologue) I have such plans for this world!! Such...plans...!!

[Chasing after Poco.]

That sounded wonderful, JoJo. I see you've learned the Overdrive well.

So I should stand here, right?

No, try two paces to the left. Two pounds say I'm right.

Huh? What just shocked me!?

[The boy is grabbed by Jonathan]

Molto benio

Huh? What? Who are you?

Something's wrong with this boy. Did I overdo it with my Hamon?

No, It's not just him. Look around us.

This is-

A graveyard!

[Zombies grab their legs]

Seems like we're the "nice catch" here. The boy must have been hypnotized.

Jonathan! It's him!

Dio

The sun has set... You will not live to see another!

Zeppeli You must be Dio Brando,wsp my nga. Jonathan and Speedvagon told me about you. To the mask you have in your possession, I say this...I will break you!

Dio

WRYYYYY!

Hey, bambino! Do you really want to fight on such uneven footing? Get down here!

Dio

Insect, who do you think you are? I am the pinnacle of all creation... To mere men, I am but a god to them... Do you believe I would lower myself to match a mere man? (projects his hatred as a shockwave that nearly knocks Zepelli off his feet)

Zeppeli I was nearly knocked down with a burst of pure hate. Already this Dio has the presence of tyrant!

Dio(showing off the last of his injuries): The injuries from my battle with JoJo are gone, save for this! Come, charlatan, and relinquish your blood to remove this last imperfection.

Tell me...To undo your injuries, how many innocent lives did you consume?

Dio

I do not know. How many loaves of bread have you eaten in your lifetime?

!!

DIEGO!!!

Dio

You should save your breath. You're going to need it for all the screaming I have in store for you! Tarukus! Bruford! Arise and fight at my command! Make their screams resound as testament to my power!

[The two knights arrive]

Where did are they come from!?

Hide, Pocoloco!

Dio

Their story of betrayal touched a nerve. From the earth, I've brought them life anew! I life they are mighty, now they are invincible!

wreeyyy... We have sworn fealty to Dio...

We will laid waste this world! It is beyond redemption!

The hatred they bore when they died had 300 years to ferment! Dio turned their knighthood into monsters! Have your wits about you, JoJoJo

This whelp is a champion of his time. He will make good practice in the art of war.

Zombie: This is one's flesh is mine! Oh yes! I already taste his cartilage!

Another Zombie?!

He is our prey! Be away with you, you glutton! (knocks the zombie away)

(thought) He moves at infernal speed!

Milord Dio! This whelp's courage intrigues me! Allow me to face him in solo combat and strike him down!

Dio

Do as you like.

Guess you came back from his time in Hell, Dio.

Dio

Oh, JoJo, you're alive? Then am to assume that you defeated my two knights, then.

Zombie bodyguard 1: Dio! Give the word, and he'll be pile of flesh!

Zombie bodyguard 2: Let my fangs make an impression on him!

Dio!

Dio

No. He is mine! Know this JoJo, I find no pleasure in finishing you myself. We grew up together in the same house, so the thought of turning you into a undead thing is unsatisfying. That's why I sent my two knights to kill you. But it seems I've indulged you. As emperor, I must not show weakness of any kind. Therefore, I shall slaughter you without hesitation!

I agree! I will feel no guilt over killing you!

Dio

But one question. Whatever happened to that mustached charlatan who was with you? Where'd he gone off to?

Dio, it shames me as a gentleman to say this, but I cannot hold back these feelings. I, Jonathan Joestar, hate you with every fiber of my being! Vengeance consumes me now! I swear I will kill you!

Dio

Then come, JoJo!

Dire!

DDie

JoJo, stand back. I have prior claim to avenge. Zeppeli was a dear friend of mine for over two decades. Dio! For taking his life, I will sent you to the bowels of Hell!

Dio

Fascinating. Within years, humans can train themselves to float in midair...But in one night, I have surpassed even a guru! Wryyyyy! Do you think you can defeat me with such lethargic movements?

DDire

I've caught you, fool! Thunder Cross Split Attack!

(Dire attempts his attack. However...)

Dio

Useless, Useless, useless!

DDire

(his body is frozen from the neck down) I can't move!

Dio

You imbecile! Did you think for a moment that you could stand up to me? Nothing awaits you here but a mongrel's death! So let's give them a show!

[shatters Dire.]

Dio

JoJo, it's your turn to face oblivion!

[Dio gets hit with a rose to the eye]

DDire

Those Hamon-filled rose thorns do sting a bit. Ha, ha.

Dio

Insect! How you dare you! How dare you wound my face!

Dio

Really? The “Let’s do battle” stance? You’re not serious. No matter how you prepare, human ability is extremely limited and finite. Your Hamon training avails you nothing. It's USELESS, USELESS, USELESS, UUUSSSEELLLESSS!! A MERE MONKEY COULD NEVER DEFEAT A LION!!! In comparison to my power, you are but a MERE MONKEY, JOJO!

You’re wrong! With true conviction, the human race can overcome anything! Let me demonstrate to just what heights a human being can rise!

Dio

A zombie's all you'll ever be!

(after setting his fists on fire) Which one of us will fall!? We'll find out soon enough!

Dio

My body is dissolving! It can't be! (screaming) The pain! The burning! I can’t- (screaming) My reign was to have lasted forever! For centuries uncounted by man!

You had to be destroyed, Dio.

Dio

I, WILL NOT DIE!...

Dio

JoJo... if it wasn't for you, I never would have received the power of the Stone Mask... But at the same time, it was your damnable meddling that cost me world domination! If there truly a god pulling the strings, then it is no coincidence our paths intersect. That our two existences are to be one. Thus I shall take your body, only man I respect, and live out eternity with it! That is my destiny! You will feel no pain. That is my final gift to you!

Argh.. those eyes of his! This isn't good!

Dio

Live on as my body, JoJo!

[Dio fires two beams from his eyes, piercing Jonathan's neck.]

Jonathan!

Erina...

DIO

You're next, Jotaro. Time to die!

Damn you... DIO!

DIO

Oh? So you still want to fight? It would appear pigheadedness runs in the family. How ungrateful can you be? You're blatantly ignoring your grandfather's wishes, even after he gave his life to tell you about the power of The World. Surely his pathetic pleas warranted a bit of consideration.

I have to move closer if I wanna beat your sorry ass to a pulp.

DIO

Really, then by all means, come closer.

Star Platinum! I'll smash you in! You pissed me off.

DIO

The World! Stop, time! Time to finish this! It's a steamroller! I'll smash you flat!

How many throws? 1000 throws!

DIO

I suppose it could be interesting to test my stand on my past self…

Dio Brando

A 'Stand' you say... Interesting... let's test it out!

DBDio Brando (victory)

Stand, huh… I was a little surprised but after actually fighting it, it’s no problem at all!

DDIO (victory)

Vampiric Freeze... a nostalgic move...

If only I could hit that strange hair with my Hamon.

WZWill A. Zeppeli

Such eerie hair. What might be hiding away in it?!

Dio Brando

What vulgar hair.

HUH? What's that big thing on your head?

Stop walking around with such huge clown hair!

That hairstyle is the worst...

What disgusting hair.

I'll burn that stupid hair up!

A hairstyle fit for a peasant.

We can talk about your stupid hair later.

What's up with all that awful-looking hair?! Your parents will be sad!

My hair is more refined than yours.

I'll cut your hair into something more proper.

That stupid hair of yours will surely burn well.

I can lend you a hat if you wanna cover that disaster up!

DIO

Your hair's like a pile of cow dung by the side of the road.

Your hair's not that GREAT.

Isn't your hairstyle kinda out of fashion?

I think Josuke's hairstyle is a bit out of fashion...

My hair is more elegant than yours.

BBruno

What a dreary hairstyle.

That hair’s awful! I can’t go along with it!

What vulgar hair.

I've seen drag queens with better hair!

You pompadour-styled pig!

Johnny (sarcastic): That hairstyle's good. Really great. Super cool.

What a strange head. Makes me wanna stomp all over it!

The first thing I'm going to do in office is outlaw that ridiculous hairstyle!

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