Wiley the Sheep quotes from Jakers! The Adventures of Piggley Winks

Wiley

A flower? After what you kids put me through, you think a flower is gonna make it all better?

Wiley

Okay, no more treasure hunt. After all, the best things in life are free. If only I could believe that.

Wiley

Hopping hairballs! No Little Baa! Where are you?!

Wiley

Hey, hey. What are you guys hiding behind me for? Oh yeah, I forgot. Defender of the flock, and all that. Hey, you think maybe we could start that defending stuff tomorrow?

Wiley

Alright, I'm going, I'm going. What a stupid day to become a knight.

Wiley

Sweet Sally from Sligo! It's a dragon! Some day, I'm sure I'll look back on this thing and laugh. Or scream in terror. Who knows?

Wiley

Hey, flock. Anybody notice anything, like water? Of course, you don't. Nothing can get through that thick wool of yours. Me, I'm delicate. I notice things, like when I'm being rained on. [lots of rain falls down on Wiley] That's it. I'm off to find someplace that's not so damp. [slips and falls in the water] Hold my calls.

Wiley

Look at this place! No wonder they call it a ruin, it's ruined!

Wiley

[inside a dark castle with a bunch of wild goats] No offense, but someone here has missed their appointment with a shower.

Wiley

Yuck. I've heard about caves. They're dark, and dirty, and filled with bats. Ugh. But dry. Very dry.

Wiley

Look, if you guys don't start shaping up, I'm gonna have to bring in a sheepdog to control you! A sheepdog! You know, the kind with teeth!

Wiley

Who says you can't teach an old sheep new tricks?

Wiley

[tired of pretending to be a sheepdog] This dog stuff is for the birds, and I am a sheep.

Wiley

[riding Finnegan in Egypt] Hey, hey, we're walkin' here!

Wiley

They're having a party. Well, that's truly amazing. Those kids are as happy as hungry sheep grazing. Hey, whaddya know? I'm a poet, and I don't even know it.

Wiley

[seeing Ferny as a giant] Hoppin' hairballs, someone oughta tell that kid to lay off the nachos.

Wiley

You know what they say, Bernie. You are what you eat. [Bernie has been turned into a cabbage with hooves] So I'm thinking, maybe you should lay off cabbages for a little while. [the other sheep are all cabbages] In fact, the whole flock should lay off cabbages!

Wiley

Except for you, Ethel. You should cut down on the carrots. [the carrot droops sadly]